Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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