Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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