so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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