shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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