Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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