We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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