next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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