# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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