She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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