so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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