Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Can i not drive my cunt home
how can u be prego again
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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