She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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