We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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