VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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