Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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