He uses pillows to masturbate.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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