Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Two words: nipple clamps
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