I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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