where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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