so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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