The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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