He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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