I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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