let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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