i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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