I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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