so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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