It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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