Well douche your snatch and let's go!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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