I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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