oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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