Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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