i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
