How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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