He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
