I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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