nut hugger
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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