There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
