I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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