If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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