they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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