all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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