I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
It's like God shit irony all over that family
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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