Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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