Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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