Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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