I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Can you bring me the toilet please
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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