shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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