...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm both gender and math confused
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