god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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