Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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